Sunday, 11 September 2011

My college uniform arrived!

MESS!! trying to name my college kit!

Pink tip and zebra print!


THAI GREEN CURRY!!!

How to make a tea Towel chcken!

This is so easy to do and my little sisters loved it as Lily is showing below

Start out with your tea towel flat in front of you on a solid flat surface

Roll the tea towel each end until they get to the middle until you form a scroll shape

like so I find it easier to make sure the corners are poking out so that i dont have to pcik around for them at a later stage

Fold in hlaf so that the crease is hidden in the middle

hold the two left corners in your left hand and the two right corners in your right hand

and pull outwards

and there is your chicken!

My sisters teatowel hat

To begin with

5 seconds later

New slippers! big fluffy polar bear ones!

Penis chicken!

Karleighs Rose

Kiwi nails!

Saturday, 10 September 2011

So Monday...

I had my induction day at college
It was okay I suppose had to do a maths and english test to see how crap I am at it so they can put me in a class and I know for deffinate Im not in Karleighs class I'm terrible at maths and good at english and she is vice versa! This is really bad news for me because I have social difficulties and I'm really shy and I slur my words a lot so I know this will end badly and to be honest I'm really scared!
We have a city and guilds exam on dermatitis next week so I've been revising and doing coursework about that I'm already feeling the stress of all this and I know I'm in for it all year!
I get my time table Tuesday which I'm dreading I dont know why but I dreading a lot of this whole experience it might be because I'm not a great person when it comes to change! I'm awful at dealing with change
But anyway so through out the day we done some group excersizes and met the personal tutors one encouraged us to get botox! and the other accused me of being a heavy drinker! I'm not a heavy drinker! but I've got just under a week to get my dermatitis course work done I've got quite a bit done of it so far which is good I suppose.
I guess I'll make new friends and maybe I'm just being a wimp :(
I really hope this year goes well...

Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her tight like he never wants to let go, doesn't cheat, wipes her tears when she cries, doesn’t make her jealous of other women and instead makes other women jealous of her, is not scared to let his friends know how he really feels about her, and lets her know how much he really loves her

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Arena parade in a RARE Classic car ;)

this was soooooooooo much fun my new unle Andy owns this baby and i asked if i could go in the arena with him to show it off
HE SAID YES
we done a couple of  laps around at 70 MPH and it was such a thrill







I know some one who will hate me for this but fuck it Im gonna brag ;)


















There she is my uncle andys baby :) he is so proud of her :D

Last Riverside weekend of the year :(

Its been good fun though ive been tearing up the feilds on quads in fire engines and in rare cars ive made loads of new friends and gained loads of expeirience :D
I built a house too :)
on the first night we sat and ate and just chatted on the second night we went over to the bar for an hour where i met the barman Chris who is absolutely lovely and I tried pussy for the first time (its an energy drink!)
its been a good weekend Ive got new uncles alex and andy :D Ive known them ages but now we have messed around and chatted we are really close :)
I put up four tents with 2 other girls i done the washing up at 7:15 in the morning and ordered £97 worth of chinese food
got bitten on the hand by a mosquito and now its swollen
so its definately been an exciting weekend to say the least :)
I aquired a stalker and protected emma from a pedo! so yeah interesting would be a better word :)
I was supposed to be there until tomorrow but im only home because ive got my college induction tomorrow its a shame cause i was having so much fun!!!